Education

I was born in a modest log cabin somewhere in the tropical jungles of Illinois. Though I am a student of Life, here is description of my formal education:

• Graduated from Waste Alley High School, class saludatorian (1988)
• BS in Mathematics, School of Hard Knocks (1988-1992)
• MS in Applied Mathematics, P University (1992-1994)
• currently working on PhD in Applied Mathematics at the University of Anarchy (1994-present) (advisor: Dr. I. M. Famous)