Current Status

I am currently a 3rd year PhD graduate student at the University of Anarchy. I passed my Qualifying Exam in Fall of 1995, and plan to take my Oral Preliminary Exam in the Spring of 1997. I have been working with Dr. I.M. Famous in the field of carbonated liquid theory for the past 2 years.


Future Plans

I intend to defend my dissertation in the Spring of the year 2000.

* My professional goal is to become a high-powered, high-paid researcher at a top-notch university, to obtain tenure and then use my status and my enchanting hauteur to sqaush people like bugs.

* My alternate plan is to give up my worldly possesions and retire to a quiet mountain cave where I will live in isolation as an ascetic for the remainder of my life here on Planet Earth.


Grunt P. On / Department of Mathematics / Program In Applied Mathematics / University of Arizona / last revised October 28, 1996

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