Current Status
I am currently a 3rd year PhD graduate student at the University of Anarchy.
I passed my Qualifying Exam in Fall of 1995, and plan to take my
Oral Preliminary Exam in the Spring of 1997. I have been working with
Dr. I.M. Famous in the field of carbonated liquid
theory for the past 2 years.
I intend to defend my dissertation in the Spring of the year 2000.
My professional
goal is to become a high-powered, high-paid researcher at a top-notch
university, to obtain tenure and then use my status and my enchanting
hauteur to sqaush people like bugs.
My alternate plan is to give up my
worldly possesions and retire to a quiet mountain cave where I will live
in isolation as an ascetic for the remainder of my life here on Planet
Earth.